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Dont want to see Jesus every Sunday?
Buddha too chilled to make you rich?
Allah says no to pork and booze?
Unsatisfied with what your religion is giving you but asking so much from you in return?
Well, it's time to stop asking "What can I do for my religion?" and instead ask "What can my religion do for ME!?"
Why limit yourself to one religion when you can have many!? Join the United
Church of JesusAllahBuddha (UJAB) and be rewarded with the POWER OF
THREE! For only $29.99 a month, you can have your sins absolved just by
confessing, free circumcisions and all the pork you can eat, plus all
the benefits and none of the cons of these religions! For an additional
$12.99 we'll take you to Sungai Klang next to Federal Highway and
perform an authentic baptism by the river!
But wait! There's more! For a limited time, you will get the power of
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Choose from a long list that includes Taoism, Confucianism, Hinduism,
and everything in between. We even have Mormons! (The
cult of
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So don't hesitate friends, sign up now and be part of our global
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Disclaimer:UJAB
article is not intended to hurt or diss anyone. Nobody reads this blog
anyways and the author of this blog is most probably drunk when he
wrote this. The author thinks Jesus, Allah, Buddha and all other
religions of the world are all cool (except evil demonic cults which
are hella cool) and religions make the world a better place. The author
advocates for religious tolerance and world peace. Please do not bring
legal justice to bear. He does not want to pick up soap in prison. His
skinny white ass will not survive the pounding that will ensue.
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